LEARNING AREA 21

Kick - Off

I’m reading a book called Kick – Off and I recommend this book to girls
that like soccer because it is a book about a teenager named Tyra who
moves to a new place and is still settling in at a new school.
JC

1.What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to fix the fence!

2.What’s gray,carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
a get wellephant!

3.Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
Its meow-sic to their ears!

4.What’s every cats favourite song?
Three blind mice?

5.What do you call it when a cat stops?
a paws!

6.What do you call a cat thats joined the red cross?
a first-aid kit!

7.What kind of cats lay around the carpet?
car-pets

8.What kind of bees hum and drpo things?
fumble bees?

9.What do bees chew on?
bumble gum!
AT

Q. How do you get pikachu on a bus?

A. pok-em-on!

Q. Why are cooks mean?

A. They beat up eggs and whip cream!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A. Time to get a new fence!

SHOPPER : How much are these chickens?
GROCER : Sixty cents a pound.
SHOPPER : Did you raise them yourself?
GROCER :Yes, this morning they were only forty cent.

Q. What do you call an elephant that never washes?

A. A smellyphant!

Q. How did the dentist become a brain surgen?

A. His drill slipped!

TM

Where do fish keep their money?

How doesan octopus go into battle?

Where do sharks shop?

What shouldn’t you do when you meet a shark?

What letter is a drink?
send answer back to E.S

Why is basketball a mesy sport?
Because everyone Dribbles on the floor.

What do you call a really fast fungus?
A mush-vroom

What do chickens grow on?
Eggplant
JD

This is my book review on Bionicle Legends #8: Downfall.

The Toa Mahri vs. the Barraki! The Toa have already met many others in the
past few days, but will they survive to see these others again? Can they
cope with the arrival of their old enemies, the Piraka? and which Barraki
betrayed the others all those many thousands of years ago? It’s one of the
biggest fights in Bionicle history! But the big question is -who will escape
with the Mask Of Life?
Read this book and find out!

Definitely one for the Bionicle enthusiasts.

My Rating:4 / 5 Stars
SS

If a tram is traveling east and the wind is blowing west which way is the
steam of the tram blowing.

See JK for answer

1.What is black when you buy it,red when you use it and gray when you
throw it away?

2.An island and the letter “T” have something in common. What is it?

3.Which side of a cow has the most hair?

4.Mum and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How
many people are in the family?

5. How many letters are in the alphabet?

1. Teacher: Anyone here any good at picking up music?
Nicky:Me,me,me!
Teacher:Great! Move that piano.

2. Teacher: What’s the chemical formula for water.
class:h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o.
Teacher: NO! of course not!
class: But last week you told us that the chemical formula for water was
H2O.

These are 2 riddles to get you thinking!

No.1 What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?
See MS for answer.

No.2 Where can you find August before July?
See MS for answer.

Greetings

MS

Some Magic Tricks

Give the person who is the audience or a person from the audience to calculate in
there heads to do the following

enter any number between1 and 100 e.g 46

add 28 =74
multiply by 6 =444
subtract 3 =441
divide by 3 =147
subtract 3 more than the origanal number (46-1=45)
multiply by 7 =427

the answer will always be 4271

http://www.primarygames.com/math.htm

If you go to this site http://www.primarygames.com/math.htm there are 2 pages full of interesting and learning games. This is a game that I recommend… Tritris because it has heaps of eye coordination. THIS SITE is a really good site for people who like to play games or as a class for computing. This site is an all in one website for learning. It has as links like Science, Language arts,the print zone,puzzles, postcards,arcade,and social studies.
It’s a wonderful site and is definitely VERY handy.
CK